Buy the ticket, take the ride

I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they’ve always worked for me.
Hunter S. Thompson

My wife takes me to such lovely destinations.

For example, today she’s taking me to get an MRI.

I get to lie in a tube and test my claustrophobia with mind altering drugs.

If I give you one piece of advice dear readers, it is this:

Never turn down an opportunity to be high…and hospital grade pharmaceuticals are wonderful.

Not to mention in Canada, this shit’s aaaaaall free baby.

I may be channeling the almighty Hunter Thompson right now.

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