p.s the above picture is from Tokyo pride, B and I are neither of those women.
Picture this, my dear wife B. a femme lesbian who doesn’t stick out as gay, unless she’s with me, sitting on a bus on the way home from the gym. She passes through downtown where alot of people from Pride are starting to disperse.
A woman who has come from our pride parade, which happened hear yesterday gets on the bus.
On an empty bus, she walks up to my wife and sits down next to her. The following paraphrashed conversation ensues:
woman.: I was at pride, did you go to pride?
woman: why not?
B (who is practising being on the bus alone without panicking replies): I’m sorry I’m not able to talk right now.
woman: what? You don’t want to talk about pride?
B.: I don’t want to talk to you.
woman: So you hate gays?
B: (in her head and not said to this lady) If my wife was here, she’d punch you in the mouth.
Funny this woman thinks unless you’re festooned in rainbows, you must be straight.
If you don’t “look gay”, you must be straight.
An interesting example of, you can’t actually tell who is a lesbian and who isn’t.
Here are some fun gay quotes:
The Bible contains six admonishments to homosexuals and 362 admonishments to heterosexuals. That doesn’t mean that God doesn’t love heterosexuals. It’s just that they need more supervision. ~Lynn Lavner
My lesbianism is an act of Christian charity. All those women out there praying for a man, and I’m giving them my share. ~Rita Mae Brown
You don’t have to be straight to be in the military; you just have to be able to shoot straight. ~Barry Goldwater
Why is it that, as a culture, we are more comfortable seeing two men holding guns than holding hands? ~Ernest Gaines
It doesn’t matter what you do in the bedroom as long as you don’t do it in the street and frighten the horses. ~Daphne Fielding, The Duchess of Jermyn Street
Homosexuality is god’s way of insuring that the truly gifted aren’t burdened with children. ~Sam Austin
Who would give a law to lovers? Love is unto itself a higher law. ~Boethius, The Consolation of Philosophy, A.D. 524
If homosexuality is a disease, let’s all call in queer to work: “Hello. Can’t work today, still queer.” ~Robin Tyler
You could move. ~Abigail Van Buren, “Dear Abby,” in response to a reader who complained that a gay couple was moving in across the street and wanted to know what he could do to improve the quality of the neighborhood
That word “lesbian” sounds like a disease. And straight men know because they’re sure that they’re the cure. ~Denise McCanles
Happy Pride In Your Neck of the Woods 🙂